Jackson would have been 51 today...

I have no idea when Michael Jackson's birthday is, but i assume whenever it is, the onslaught of Jackson coverage will still be going strong. but can you imagine the pigfuck of rehashing coverage well get that day?
All i know is i watched the news last night for 12 minutes before i heard a story not about the king of pop.
I think we get it: he's dead, there might have been some drugs, he made some videos, he's gonna fuck up traffic in la tomorrow, he had a monkey...
Stop, i got enough.