Kenfrucky Fried Fricken

So the big news yesterday is that KFC will stop using transfat in its products.
fine.
great.
don't care.
but here's the shocker charges that some have levied against the chicken restaurant in making this announcement:
are you ready?
it is shocking....
"they are just doing it to make money!"
shocking!
of course idiots they are doing it to make money cause for whatever reason, people want their KFC to be healthy and are willing to sue over it. So to make sure that the trendy folks will stay in the seats and the lawyers will get off their backs, they switched the oil.
you guys won. What are you still crying about?
KFC and its parent companies ARE NOT EVIL!
Its just like when McDonald's stopped using Styrofoam.
You won.
Be happy.
Although I really don't understand why the healthy people are worried about what is going on at the KFC and the Wendys. I thought that your self-righteousness gene would cause them to explode if they walked through the door of the dumb mans lunchroom.
Well congratulations. We'll see how the chicken tastes and determine if its one more thing y'all have ruined in your quest for moral domination.
Now go get yourselves some soy taters.

And now a related joke told by the great Neil Hamburger:
"Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken come in a bucket?"
"So you have something to throw up in when you're done eating it."