Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Savior of the Universe

Thank Goodness.
Thanks Goodness for Don Mays.
What, you don't know who Don Mays is?

He's only the most responsible man in the world and he's making it better for you by calling out some of the scofflaws that are trying to drag you and your children down.
Who has the great Don Mays called out?
The devil himself, Billy Ray Cyrus, and his demon seed Miley.
These two indigents were seen by the ever vigilant Mr. Mays, or one of his crack staff, riding in the backseat of a range rover without their seat belts in a scene in the hit film,
"Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert."
I know, scandalous.
Luckily, Don, the director of product safety over there at the Consumer Reports magazine has made us all aware of this insidious incident in the pages of that fine magazine.
In response, Mr. Achy Breaky Heart issued this statement:

"We got caught up in the moment of filming, and we made a mistake and forgot to buckle our seat belts. Seat belt safety is extremely important."

Damn straight Billy Ray. Damn straight.
And thank you again Mr. Don May, your Congressional Medal of Honor is in the mail


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