Proctor & Ramble

A message from the Korbunist Manifesto's East Coast Correspondent:

Take a walk through CVS (or whatever your local equivalent is).

Look at the shelves - and not the shelves that carry the real medical
stuff.

Headaches hurt, and Tylenol and Aspirin really do help, especially after
a Scotch bender!

Look at the other shelves, the ones with the myriad of products,
shampoo, fragrance, oils, gels, conditioners, body wash, body lathers,
cosmetics, shaving creams, after shave, and on and on and on and
on.........

We, the American public at large, have become enslaved by bathroom
products!

I say break the chains!

Eliminate your dependency!

Minimize your consumption!

Liberate yourself from your oppression!

Protest CVS and the evil lifestyle it subtly promotes!

NO MORE CVS

NO MORE RITE AID

NO MORE ECKERD

NO MORE WALGREEN

NO MORE CVS

Join the protest and free yourself from the burden of maintenance!