Wednesday, June 14, 2006

An Inconvenient Truth

Hey Al Gore:
Do you drive a car?
Do you and Tipper ever cuddle up in front of a fire?
Have you ever jetted away on a fabulous vacation?
Does your cable network use paper when writing memos and checks?
Have you ever farted?

Then your as big a part of the problem as I am. And I want you to stop hassling me about it.