Thursday, July 30, 2009

Lots of Breaking News Today...

What do I care more about?
Who gets custody of Michael Jackson's kids...
What kind of beer will they be drinking at the "Beer Summit" today at the White House...
Kanye West broke up Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian...

Isn't there a war going on somewhere?

Friday, July 24, 2009

Hilarious Online Video!

Dear News Directors:
Someone who made a video and put it on you tube and the people looked at it is not news.
Whether it is some people dancing at a wedding, dancing to Thriller in a prison yard, or playing a keyboard when a cat, none of these things are news.
What bored people do in their time off at work means nothing to me in the scheme of what is going on in society.
Again, please stop it.
For the love of god. I can't see these knuckleheads march down the aisle again or hear about their "dance" training.
Nice sweater cockbag.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Jackson would have been 51 today...

I have no idea when Michael Jackson's birthday is, but i assume whenever it is, the onslaught of Jackson coverage will still be going strong. but can you imagine the pigfuck of rehashing coverage well get that day?
All i know is i watched the news last night for 12 minutes before i heard a story not about the king of pop.
I think we get it: he's dead, there might have been some drugs, he made some videos, he's gonna fuck up traffic in la tomorrow, he had a monkey...
Stop, i got enough.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009


Why is it that we, as Americans, feel compelled to buy the records of people immediately after they die?
With Jacko stopping, because he got enough (not mine, but i wish it was) last week, the Billboard charts are once again being dominated by the King of Pop, for the first time in decades.
It's like when John Lennon was killed, and the horrible Double Fantasy went from selling 15,000 to going platinum in a week and Nevermind getting back on the charts when Kurt Cobain killed himself.
Now that the guy is dead, you gotta have the music, and you gotta have it now.
You didn't have it last week.
You aren't going to listen to it next week.
Is it to pile on?
So you have something to talk around the watercooler?
Because you're a boring ghoul?
I would like to know, and so would the man in the mirror.