It's All Over

Empirical evidence that our society has ended:
Ryan Seacrest does his radio show in the building I work in and today he had the Jonas Brothers on.
There were a lot of little girls out front hoping to get a look at the pop stars.
Many of them had signs.
One, who may have been 12 or 13, had a sign that was most disturbing.
Very disturbing.
Her mom was with her as she held a sign that said:
"My mom wants Jonas grand babies."
Someone call child services.